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You're on Mute. Stay There.
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The four words that carried every meeting since 2020. Wear them so you never have to say them again — just point at your chest and wait.
Organic cotton, medium fit, prints made to order in the EU. The shirt is polite. The message isn't.
Specs & materials
Specs & materials
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton, 180 g/m², single jersey
• Medium fit, set-in sleeves, 1×1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on sleeves and hems, self-fabric neck tape
• Certified: GOTS & OCS organic cotton · OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Cert. No. 1112055, Centexbel) · PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Production & shipping
Production & shipping
Printed on demand — your shirt is made when you order it. That takes slightly longer (4–9 business days across the EU) and avoids overproduction.
Traceability: weaving, dyeing and manufacturing in Bangladesh. Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Product safety & compliance
Product safety & compliance
Age restrictions: for adults. EU warranty: 2 years. Meets EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SIA Passive Aggressive ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For product safety inquiries contact hello@passive-aggressive.store or write to "Priedītes 3", Valmieras pag., Valmieras nov., LV-4219, Latvija.
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Body length (cm) | Chest width (cm) | Sleeve length (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
Sizes run EU-standard. Between sizes? Size up.
